"It doesn't matter what job you do.It's how you do it."-Unknown
"A man travels over the world in search of what he needs and returns home to find it."-Unknown
"A house is made of walls and beams .A home is build of love and dreams."-Unknown
"If you are not in fashion you're nobody."-Lord Chesterfield
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."-John Lennon
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."-Albert Einstein
"Heaven never helps the man who will not act."-Sophocles
"Inspiration and genius--one and the same."-Victor Hugo
"As i grow to understand life less and less,I love more and more."-Jules Renard
"One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure."-William Feather
"All men hear is blah, blah,blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah BEAR."-Dennis Leary
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"-Drew Carey
"Ducking for apples - change one letter and its the story of my life."-Dorothy Parker
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."-Albert Einstein
"I am an only child. I have one sister."-Woody Allen
"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."-Woody Allen
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."-Winston Churchill
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."-Winston Churchill
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" Robin Williams